The GATEON Team

No... No... NO! The Long Body pokemon voice was broken, yet again. He watched as Taro ran towards the undead, trying to help them... Yet, at that moment, as the sky above her darkened, Alex knew she wouldn't come back alive. A Hydreigon, covered in blood, came out of no where swooping down and snatching the screaming Bouffalant. It flew into the air, dropping Taro onto the ground with a loud splat. Alex shivered.

Then it started getting gory, and Alex couldn't look away. Two heads or the three tore at Taro, ripping our her insides like nobody gave a shit. They slowly tore at her, soon her screams faded and her body stopped twitching. Finally, after bones and blood were splattered everywhere, the main head smashed Taro's head, crushing the skull in with a loud "CRACK" that made Alex almost scream.

The Furret shudders as the dragon pokemon flew away; care-free. Embedded in his mind was the image of Taro's corpse slowly being eaten at, and it would probably be there for a long, long time. Alex, the world spinning around him, dizzily falls onto his back. His voice hoarse, he manages to mumble a few words, "T-Taro... W-why..." However, after sitting and thinking as his dizziness faded, he knew Taro would tell him to get up and attempt to smile. Though the short time he had known her, she felt like a mother... Same with Viator and Dave - They felt like brothers, especially Dave. Seeing Viator pulled into the shadows was horrible, indeed, but if Dave died... He didn't know what he would do.

Alex slowly gets up; taking a minute to balance himself out before standing on his paws. The day was clear now, but the ever-showing shadow of death was still there. Undeads were lying all over the beach - and so was Taro, though with the corpse looking like it was, you could barely tell it was a Boufallant, much less Taro. The Furret turns towards the group, he was rather far from them, maybe he could sneak away to the lighthouse without them noticing? No - why would he do that? His mind was filling with thoughts, and before he knew it, his body seemed to take control. He ran towards the lighthouse on all fours, not even bothering to look back at the group.

The Weavile was just fucking rude. There were no ifs, ands or buts about it. The prick was actually getting joy out of it. "Oh well... I'm sure it won't be the last dead person we see here! Onward! For Plot and Country!" Oh well? OH WELL?! Ann innocent pokemon died and all he could say was 'oh well?'. He was shaking blood onto Dave. Dave wasn't pleased with it at all.

"It could be worse... we could all slowly be travelling the insanity train! Oh wait... I'm pretty sure we are... or is it the Crazy Boat? Or the Madness Car? I can never remember..." Is he seeing this all as a game? Is this some kind of joke to him?! There's no way he could get any worse...

"This must be difficult for you. Most people don't see dead people unless it's a funeral. Me, on the other hand, it looks like a normal day at the office. Besides, that Hydreigon was not a professional... If I was killing her, I'd have done it much cleaner. You just slice out the Larynx, and it all spills out and they can't scream, and it's not overly gory..." Dave was starting to get mad now. Not only did he feel no sympathy for what had happened, but he was now criticizing the death and saying how he would have done it.

"So... who's on the list to die next? Is it the yellow rabbit? Or is it the mouse kid?" That was it. Dave was now angry. He had barely known the Weavile and he was already fucking sick and tired of his shit. Dave began to charge up a Thunderpunch attack at his most powerful. When it was good and ready, he unleashed it all on the Weavile. Dave was angry and was now ready to tell the Weavile off. But as his anger got the best of him, he was releasing tears from his eyes.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW COULD YOU NOT FEEL FUCKING SORRY FOR SOMEONE WHO JUST FUCKING DIED RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR DAMN EYES! NONE OF THIS SHIT IS FUNNY! I WATCHED A GOOD FRIEND DIE IN FRONT OF MY EYES, AND YOU THINK IT'S SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE! IT'S ONE THING NOT TO FEEL SORRY FOR SOMEONE GETTING KILLED LIKE THAT, BUT TO GO AND CRITICIZE SOMEONE'S OWN DEATH IS JUST FUCKING LOW! MY FRIEND ALEX..." Dave stopped at his words. Alex must be wrecked by this. Dave quickly wiped any tears from his eyes and looked at the Weavile. The Ampharos' eyes were cold and unamused by his antics. "I don't want to see your fucking face ever again."

He turned around and ran to the lighthouse. Before he did, he turned back to the ladies and said, "You ladies are still welcome to come with me. Like I said, Alex is probably a wreck at this point..." Dave felt so worried for the kid. He saw Alex running towards the lighthouse as well, away from the group. "Alex! Wait up!" Dave called out.

(OoC: Long post is long. Just like how an angry post is angry.)

I am going to kill him.

The numbness drained away as the Weavile began yakking away, and Aleena felt the fire of her famous temper beginning to well up again.

Good. She would rather be angry than numb. Let the fury come, and the chips fall where they may.

How dare he talk so happily about death! About murder! It was true that where Taro was, there was no more pain. But how could you make a mockery of those few minutes before death finally released her!? How could he calmly pick bits and pieces of someone innocent who was just slaughtered in front of him off himself without a care!? Even talk about how he would have killed her!? How!?

She was two seconds away from slugging the creep in the face when Dave beat her to it... and he used a thunderpunch. All the better.

Too bad this disgusting excuse for a sentient being isn't a water type.


Eyes shifting slightly, certain she saw something move, she suddenly felt sick to her stomach when the Ampharos mentioned Alex's name.

Alex. That movement she saw was...

"No! I refuse to lose anyone else!" She screamed, dropping to all fours and taking off after the young one as fast as she could.

If their destiny was to be eaten, then she was going to stave off that destiny for as long as she could.

"Damn, the little tyke actually packs a punch. Hmmph. I bet if he wasn't so angry he'd be crying like a bitch right now... oh wait. HE IS."
Smirking after being so powerfully punched, he dusted himself off and followed after the others. After all, who would he talk to if they all died? It was obvious the bull had been a friend, if not a relative... but who cared anyways? Everybody seemed to be so disturbed by all this... he didn't see why. It was just death. Still smiling, he began to leap after them, crouching low before springing up just behind them. They were slow...TOO SLOW.
"Ladies and Gentlemen...START YOUR ENGIIIIIIIIIIES!"
He dashed ahead of them, after the kid. Sure he was a villian, but damnit he wouldn't just let a child die... at least not without getting some popcorn to watch. Chuckling at his own twisted thoughts he could see the form of the Furret in the distance. Knowing full well nobody would outspeed the assassin, he darted forward and quickly passed the kid, stopping a good twenty feet in front of his still running form. He smiled sickeningly.
"Do you want to know what happens if you run into me while my claws are out kid?....You die....Hehehe.."
The kid was approaching. He hoped he heard him, because if he didn't, he might just have to SHOW him what he meant by claws..
"Oh booooooooy.... this is gonna be one hell of a day! I can smell the excitement like baked beans and steak.... or was it a Hamburger?"

Ariana took off with the others when she saw they were running after the Furret that had taken off. She may not know the kid but she didn't want to see him get hurt or worst. Things are already bad enough as it is without another death being added to what the group has seen. She noticed that the Weavile had headed in front of the kid and with her feline hearing she was able to catch what he was saying which was, "Do you want to know what happens if you run into me while my claws are out kid?....You die....Hehehe.." She didn't know the Weavile but she is beginning to really dislike the dual type Pokemon. First he mock the death of the bull who was obviously a friend to the group and then he says that. Ariana let out a quiet growl and pick up speed, going almost as fast as the Weavile did, before she past the group and quickly grabbed the little Furret gently in her mouth and curve around the Weavile before glaring at the dark/ice type with her gleaming periwinkle eyes.

(Got permission from Jay to grab Alex)

Alex could hear Dave literally raging at the Weavile, indeed the Weavile had said some rather cruel things. Alex knew that Dave was defending them, of course he must of been super pissed too. I wonder what he would do to Dave, the Weavile... The Weavile would shred them to bits, or just simply stab them with his claws... Maybe he should go back, Maybe Alex should help them... But he wasn't sure. He couldn't stand seeing another one die...

"Alex! Wait up!"

The furret stopped for a second before glancing at ave with a reassuring smile and nods for him to come, turning back around and continuing up his way to the lighthouse. Though his look back was short, he had seen the Weavile running toward shim, and before he knew it the Weavile was literally right in his path. Before Alex could stop, he was reluctantly picked up in the mouth of the Luxray who ran around the path of the Weavile and glaring at it.

"H-Hey! Let me go!" He struggled, attempting to free himself from the Electric Lions grip. No use. However, he did have some words to say with the dark/ice type... He would have to wait though, as it was hard to breath in the electric types grasp.

"Damn, the little tyke actually packs a punch. Hmmph. I bet if he wasn't so angry he'd be crying like a bitch right now... oh wait. HE IS." Dave's anger rose once again when the Weavile dashed ahead of them and was right in Alex's path. The Ampharos began to move faster until the Luxray took the Furret in its mouth and glared at the Weavile. Dave was ready to kill the Weavile any time soon, but he was saving it for when he was at his highest level of being a douchebag.

As soon as he caught up to the others, Dave was glaring at the Weavile as well. "Didn't I tell to get lost?" he yelled at him. The Ampharos was ready to yell at Alex too, but he would have to save it for whenever the hell they could get away from the asshole Weavile. He whispered into the Luxray's ear. "Go to the lighthouse. Don't draw attention to yourself if you don't want the Weavile to follow you..." He tried to keep it as quiet as possible so that the Weavile didn't overhear it.

Aleena was both grateful and annoyed that the Luxray had grabbed the young Furret. On one hand, she never enjoyed sharing the role of mother or aunt with anyone who wasn't one of her family. On the other... Alex managing to slip away would have been very bad indeed. At his age she doubted he knew any good offensive moves.

She skidded to a stop, standing up to walk up to the Luxray and Ampharos on two legs. Her temper was reaching dangerous levels but she was not about to take care of the Weavile right then.

I don't want to upset the poor dears more than they already are. Especially with how fragile poor Alex is.

She was taken from her thoughts by Dave's suggestion of shelter. And yes, it was a suggestion as far as Aleena was concerned; she was far older than him and did not have to listen to any order he gave her.

Hmm... lighthouse...

It wasn't exactly her first choice of shelter, but it was better than nothing. If anything it would be easy to spot.

But first...

"Why did you run away!? Do you have any idea how badly you scared me!?" Aleena wagged a finger at Alex, voice low to try to avoid embarrassing him too badly, her dishelveled appearance point to the fact that, for once, she was not exaggerating. "My goodness child, you all but gave me a heart attack!

She smoothed her fur down with her paws, voice and face softening. "Please don't do that again, dear. Please. We need to stay together. How do you think Dave would feel if you ran off and were killed?" She added desperately, hoping that this, if nothing else, would discourage him from running off by himself again.

It was time for the ultimate performance. Being a true showman in every respect, he desired all attention. Having said that, he dashed over to the newcomer and the little Furret. Grasping the rodent in his claws as he ran by, he pulled the kid free and held him in his own grip, smiling at him.
"I knew we'd be together son! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

He gave him a forceful hug, smiling all the while. Being insane, there was no way to know whether he believed what he was saying. After all, he didn't know himself. Smiling, he looked at the kid and beamed. He began tossing him around like ragdoll, flinging him through the air, catching him, twirling him in his deft claws, before rolling him on his shoulders and catching him again as he threw him in the air once more. Smiling and laughing like mad, he tossed, flung, twirled, spun, juggled, and jostled the poor child in the air and in his claws as he watched the others to see their reaction. There was no way to know if the kid was being hurt by all this... but it didn't matter to Deadpool. This was too much fun to stop. He bounced Alex off his elbows and then proceded to juggle him circus-style before their very eyes as he laughed good-naturedly. This is being said loosely, as truly, as of now, he meant no harm, even though he acted like he was scary, right now, he was harmless.

"I'm not only immortal I'm the best Circus Act in town! Or Port! Or... wherever the hell we are! Doesn't matter, because I will show you my next trick!"
Now he wasn't harmless.
"For my next trick, I will require a volunteer. A life for a life you seeeeeeee..... I'll need ONE OF YOU! Don't try to grab the kid, or I'll slice his guts out!"

He laughed after he said that, wiping a tear of mirth away as he continued to fling the child around. Deadpool smiled up at the Furret, who was currently about to have the ride of his life.
"I'll let go of the kid if you let me get my revenge on the Ampharos. I'll let him free and cause you now more problems. I'll be as tame as a Leopard.... oh wait, this isn't the right universe for those animals... I'll be as tame as a Rampardos, and I'll even help ya fight the Infected, but one of you needs to let me slice you. I'll let the kid go with no questions, if you come here.... and let me slice you.

He gazed at the Ampharos and winked, smirking at him.
"Your choice.... Have me on your side in exchange for a free shot to the gut, or the kid dies and you dies too... and trust me... I know how to keep you alive long enough to see me rip out your heart and make you see it."
He winked at the Cincinno, still tossing Alex around. It was death or aid, they had to choose on this one.

((OOC- Permission from Jay to grab and juggle Alex XD... also, I will need one of the charries step forward and take a hit for revenge on Dave... I won't kill 'em, just graze 'em enough so it stings and hurts like hell... it won't bleed too long or kill them I promise... I got this all planned out))

(I'll get Ariana to do that just be glad that I will prevent her from getting back at Deadpool with one of her attacks *laughs*)

Ariana was about to put the little Furret down like he asked her to do but before she could the annoying Weavile snatch the kid out of her mouth and began to toss the poor kid up in the air and then juggle him around. She growled softly as she heard the Weavile say, "I'm not only immortal I'm the best Circus Act in town! Or Port! Or... wherever the hell we are! Doesn't matter, because I will show you my next trick!" "For my next trick, I will require a volunteer. A life for a life you seeeeeeee..... I'll need ONE OF YOU! Don't try to grab the kid, or I'll slice his guts out!"
Which caused the Luxray to stop from trying to save the kid again. "I'll let go of the kid if you let me get my revenge on the Ampharos. I'll let him free and cause you now more problems. I'll be as tame as a Leopard.... oh wait, this isn't the right universe for those animals... I'll be as tame as a Rampardos, and I'll even help ya fight the Infected, but one of you needs to let me slice you. I'll let the kid go with no questions, if you come here.... and let me slice you.
The Weavile continue which cause Ariana to look at the Ampharos in question before she glance at the Weavile once more. "Your choice.... Have me on your side in exchange for a free shot to the gut, or the kid dies and you dies too... and trust me... I know how to keep you alive long enough to see me rip out your heart and make you see it." This cause the Luxray to quietly growl before she walk forward towards the Weavile carefully promasing that she will get the Weavile back for this but she will make sure he won't be able to do more damage to her then he plans on doing. Her periwinkle eyes narrowed at the dual type as she walk towards him.

"I knew we'd be together son! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!"

Alex's ear twitched. First the weavile picked him up, and now was making puns about fathers... He was going to die. Alex was going to die, right here, right now. If only he knew the move self-destruct. He could just blow himself up and not have to worry about anything. Even kill the damn Weavile. It would be a win-win situation, wouldn't it? No - Dave would surely stalk him in the afterlife; if there was one. But sure enough, Dave would find some way to give him a slap afterwards. He just knew it. However - this wasn't the time for thinking.

Soon enough, the Weavile began tossing and juggling Alex like some kind of... toy. The Furret was not pleased. He attempted to get free while he was in the air a couple times, but the Weavile was too quick, tossing him around. It was sickening, what kind of fool would do this to someone like him? Alex surely couldn't take him on - maybe that's why, he was an easy target. I should probably get stronger... Another not-time-for-thinking moment, as just a few moments afterwards, something began raining from the sky. Round, oval-ish brown objects...

Looking up as he was tossed around, an undead braviary was holding some kind of... sack, that had appeared to rip open, dropping all of its contents towards the ground as it flew forward into the distance. What was raining? As the Long body pokemon was being tossed, he realizes what was raining. Potato. Many potato.

But why was Braviary carrying many potato? Was many potato blessing? Alex didn't know- but he did know that somehow he could use them to escape, if only he had caught one...

What the fuck is wrong with the Weavile?!?! He began to toss Alex around and actually began to juggle him. Dave could feel himself charging a Thunderpunch, but stay in one spot, just waiting for the right moment to hit the Weavile once again. But then the Weavile said something that made Dave stop, but get even madder. "I'll let go of the kid if you let me get my revenge on the Ampharos. I'll let him free and cause you no more problems. I'll be as tame as a Leopard.... oh wait, this isn't the right universe for those animals... I'll be as tame as a Rampardos, and I'll even help ya fight the Infected, but one of you needs to let me slice you. I'll let the kid go with no questions, if you come here.... and let me slice you."

When he said it, the Luxray stepped up to take the hit. "How do we know you can be trusted? You say you won't cause any more problems, but you expect one of us to take a hit because you got a punch that you should've seen coming. Where the fuck is the logic behind that?" Deep down, Dave was fighting back the urge to kill this prick. He really wanted to, and it took a lot of strength to hold back that urge. He wanted their trust, but he wanted to hurt them also. Isn't that a little redundant?

... I... I can't...

But slowly the reality sank in and she bared her teeth, crouching on all fours. Aleena was a lady, thank you very much, but she founding absolutely nothing wrong with biting the head off anyone who would make a game of a child's life.

But just as she was about to snarl out the offer to allow herself to be slashed, the Luxray beat her to it.

And then almost immediately afterwards, a patoto struck her head.

What the-!?

(I'm sorry that was so short but there's not much else for her to do until TBC goes.)

Smiling widely, he spotted both the Luxray and Cincinno offer to get sliced. The Luxray was faster, and this made him grin even wider. He stopped and stared at the Ampharos when it asked him about logic. Deadpool scoffed and looked offended.
"Logic? You're asking ME about logic? Pleeeeeeaaaaase.... if anybody cared about logic I wouldn't exist at all."

He then let the kid go. They wanted trust? Well... here it comes.... Deadpool dashed forward before anybody had time to notice him move, and lunged his claws at the Luxray... but he stopped. His claws halted just a breath away from her fur. Deadpool snickered and then backflipped away, giving a massive, exaggerated bow.

"You really thought I'd kill her didn't ya?! HAHAHA! Fooled you! I wouldn't hurt an innocent girl I might score with someday maybe... besides, if I wanted to kill her I could sever her brain stem and make it much less messy."
He checked his claws for dirt absentmindedly. With a large smile, he jumped over to the Ampharos, wrapping an arm around his shoulder.

"Just imagine it kid... Deadpool.... Deadpool everywhere... He stuck his other arm out and made a sweeping motion. He then cartwheeled over to the kid, giving him a rough pat on the head before twisting himself over to the Cincinno, grinning at her and winking.

"You'd all turn on my if I really slice ya, and if ya turned on me.... I'd be forced to kill you all... and who would I talk to if you all were dead?"
For once, his logic was undeniable. they had no reason to fear him, because he needed people to talk to. They fit the bill perfectly. He hugged the Luxray tightly before springing away. Landing in front of the Ampharos.

"So what d'ya think kid? You wanna die by getting ripped to pieces? Or do you want the highly trained assassin on your side?"
He bowed to them once more, and made himself look dramatic as he spoke for the last time.

"Before you stands the deadliest assassin alive. The Guy who Won't Die. And remember kids, I'm available for Black Ops, Assassinations, Stealth Ops and Birthday Parties! So come on down the the Weavile if Right! You've just won assistance from the most devious, demented, deadly bastard this side of The Hemisphere!"

Ariana waited with baited breath as she watch the Weavile put the kid down before he charage at her. She waited to be strike by his claws, but before he did he stopped a breath away from having his claws enter her fur. "You really thought I'd kill her didn't ya?! HAHAHA! Fooled you! I wouldn't hurt an innocent girl I might score with someday maybe... besides, if I wanted to kill her I could sever her brain stem and make it much less messy."
Ariana glance at the dual type Pokemon, slightly confuse, at his comment but she then glared slightly at the dual type and said, "They only time you'll be able to 'score' with me sir is when you aren't as dangerous around the kids." At that the Luxray smiled, which was sorta like a smirk, when she looked at him while he spoke to the Ampharos, "You'd all turn on my if I really slice ya, and if ya turned on me.... I'd be forced to kill you all... and who would I talk to if you all were dead? So what d'ya think kid? You wanna die by getting ripped to pieces? Or do you want the highly trained assassin on your side? Before you stands the deadliest assassin alive. The Guy who Won't Die. And remember kids, I'm available for Black Ops, Assassinations, Stealth Ops and Birthday Parties! So come on down the the Weavile if Right! You've just won assistance from the most devious, demented, deadly bastard this side of The Hemisphere!"
She then look at the Furret and said to him softly, "You alright kid and sorry about grabbing you without warning earlier I just thought I get you before you happen to run into his claws." She heard that the Weavile's name is Deadpool when he spoke to the Ampharos but didn't feel up to saying his name yet. "Also my name is Ariana and it's nice to meet most of you," she said while her periwinkle eyes glance at Deadpool.

He had let him go.

The maniac had let him go, just dropped him on the ground and let him go. However - Alex didn't take this weakly, as he immediately ran behind Dave, hoping somehow he could protect him. It was weird - after being juggled around - he was dizzy, world was spinning. That's when it happened, clinging to Dave's leg, he passed out, everything going black.

([sooooo sorry for the short post guys! I have writers block, but I didn't want to skip...])

Dave watched as the Weavile dropped Alex and prepared to take a slash at the Luxray, completely ignoring his statement about logic. As soon as he hit the ground, Alex hid behind Dave. The Weavile was about to do the slash, but stopped at the last second. "You really thought I'd kill her didn't ya?! HAHAHA! Fooled you! I wouldn't hurt an innocent girl I might score with someday maybe... besides, if I wanted to kill her I could sever her brain stem and make it much less messy."

"They only time you'll be able to 'score' with me sir is when you aren't as dangerous around the kids." The Luxray said. Dave snickered at the comment and looked down at Alex. He was clinging to the Ampharos' leg, but was passed out. Juggling must've made him dizzy. Dave felt the Weavile, who he could only guess was named Deadpool by the way he talks in the third person, wrap an arm around him. At this point, Dave wasn't listening to a word that came out of his mouth. Instead, he heard the Luxray introducing herself as Ariana. Dave nodded and introduced himself. "My name's Dave." Dave's mind drifted far enough for him to be listening to the Weavile, to his misfortune.

"Before you stands the deadliest assassin alive. The Guy who Won't Die. And remember kids, I'm available for Black Ops, Assassinations, Stealth Ops and Birthday Parties! So come on down the the Weavile if Right! You've just won assistance from the most devious, demented, deadly bastard this side of The Hemisphere!" The most Dave could do was roll his eyes and ask one question. "Did you mean to have all that come out in a sentence, or did random words just fall out of your mouth?"

Aleena let out a soft sigh of relief when Deadpool barely brushed his claws against Ariana's fur. It was no surprise whatsoever to her that logic meant nothing to him. After all, nothing he'd done as of yet was logical at all. But at least his insanity had also saved them... even if it really was just because he hoped to "score" later with the Luxray.

Honestly, I know he's utterly insane, but couldn't he have picked a better word? "Score" sounds so barbaric and perverted. She folded her arms across her chest, watching Alex worriedly, not even noticing the wink the Weavile was giving her as she was too busy eyeballing the Furret. As soon as he staggered his way over to Dave she padded over to him, standing by his side for moral support as he passed out. The poor dear.

Ariana? What a lovely name. Out of habit the normal type fluffed her fur and cleared her throat, trying to ignore Deadpool and anything to do with him. "Some of you already know this, but to those who might not, my name is Aleena. Now, if I may, I believe we need some sort of plan? It won't remain afternoon forever and the undead seem to enjoy the nighttime. Are we still going to the lighthouse?" She glanced at Alex. "We also need someone to carry him. I would offer myself, but sadly I'm too short..."

Everyone seemed to be ignoring him or glaring at him. It seemed like today was going to be a good day. The Ampharos asked him a rather rude question, but Deadpool had a retort to every insult. There was no way to make him feel bad. This Weavile had no shame.
"Indeed, my fat yellow friend, words do fall out of my mouth randomly. It's a medical condition, like being overweight, or necrophilia."

He supressed laughter. Twirling a stick off the ground in his claws deftly, he glanced over at the Luxray, who told him he wouldn't score with her. Deadpool laughed at the Luxray, by name of Ariana, openly, clutching his chest.

"I won't score with you? You obviously haven't met my friend Mr. Chloroform. Oh he is my best friend. Women are powerless before me with his helpful advice and dating tips... alogn with him, and his friend Old Rag, Mr. Chloroform and Old Rag make a dating team that sweeps all ladies off their feet.....Well... actually... most of the time they just pass out... but WHATEVER."
Dropping the stick, he darted over to Aleena. Wrapping an arm around her roughly, he looked at her from the corner of his eye and chuckled slyly, one of his claws playing with the fur on her neck.

"You know... I get the oddest feeling that you don't like me sweetcheeks. I can't imagine whyyyyyyy..... It couldn't possibly have to do with the Furret could it? That's blood in the water... or was it water under the bridge. Either way it's done with. I'm perfectly safe now. As I said doll-face. Who would I talk to if you all were dead?"
These questions were of course rhetorical, and in no way did he want an answer. In truth, he just wanted to keep talking. Aleena also made the perfect cusion for his arm and claws....

"Your fur is so soft ya know? Like a babies blanket... only... I'm tearing the blanket away from someone and ripping it to shreds. Soft things honey... they just make my mind go fuzzy... You know static on your TV? Like that, only with less interference and more rippy rippr smashy smashy. You know what I mean? Of course ya do... you're an understanding woman."
He let go of her gently and smiled at her eerily.
"I could hold you some more if you like...."

He supressed further laughter as he turned back to Dave. Alex was passed out. He gently patted the child's head. Almost soothingly. It wasn't even violent. For once, he wasn't even smiling or laughing. Then, suddenly he seemed to lose his moment of kindness, and jerked his hand back and shook it, his maniacal smile back on his face, and his chuckles returning.
"I'd say the safest thing to do now is to drag ass and get some food like sugar-lips over there said." He pointed a thumb at Aleena, "So I suggest we get there quickly. I'm bored... and I hate when I'm bored... it makes me do al kinds of mean things.... Just kidding. I'll just talk more when I'm bored. Now where was I? Oh right! Onward fellow Pokemon! Food, Glory, and most of all... FOOD, awaits us ahead!"

He began marching away, making exaggerated steps as he kicked his legs high in the air before stomping them back down and humming a military marching tune as he went.

(*OOC- And so we must venture onward! For plot and country!)

Ariana watch as the young Furret didn't comment at her words and went to hide behind the Ampharos before he passed out, apparently, because he was dizzy from the juggling that Deadpool did to the poor little guy. "My name's Dave." He said after Ariana heard him snicker at her comment to Deadpool she smiled a bit once again and gave a slight nod/bow, to the electric type. She then tried to hold back a chuckle when Dave said, "Did you mean to have all that come out in a sentence, or did random words just fall out of your mouth?" in comment to Deadpool's paragraph. She then looked at the Cinccino as she said, "Some of you already know this, but to those who might not, my name is Aleena. Now, if I may, I believe we need some sort of plan? It won't remain afternoon forever and the undead seem to enjoy the nighttime. Are we still going to the lighthouse? We also need someone to carry him. I would offer myself, but sadly I'm too short..." The Luxray heard her and said softly as she looked at the Furret, "I can carry him for you guys." She then went suddenly silent when she heard Deadpool say, "I won't score with you? You obviously haven't met my friend Mr. Chloroform. Oh he is my best friend. Women are powerless before me with his helpful advice and dating tips... alogn with him, and his friend Old Rag, Mr. Chloroform and Old Rag make a dating team that sweeps all ladies off their feet.....Well... actually... most of the time they just pass out... but WHATEVER." The Luxray's eyes look at the Weavile nervously because of those words and figured she will have to be extra cautious around this Pokemon. She couldn't fine anything to say to counter that.

([ooc: skip.])

(Skip me, please. I'm gonna be tight on time. Just say Dave glared at Deadpool for calling him fat.)

The Cincinno had been hit on before. The occasion was rare, as their ranch had been somewhat out of the way of travelers and she herself was never near the wall by the road, but she knew what flirting was. She had even flirted back once or twice, but kept it clean and respectful. Her "brothers" and "sisters" had ensured that the male was respectful right back. She was capable of fighting for herself most of the time, but it always felt good to know they had her back anyway.

But at the mention of chloroform and an old rag, Aleena could not help but tremble slightly. No male who she had ever come into contact with had ever spoken like that, not even the crudest of them. Even so she knew what the Weavile meant.

And it terrified her.

I want to go home, I want to go home...

All of a sudden an arm wrapped itself around her. Unlike the warm, comforting half-embrace expected of her family, this was more like a way of slightly restraining her, and it made her gasp and stiffen in fear. When the Weavile began playing with the fluff around her neck, her trembling worsened. She was usually so strong; why was she so terrified!?

Why didn't she like him? It wasn't just because of Alex; was he too stupid to understand that!? And perfectly safe? What bull was this!?

Oh Arceus, he wasn't stopping. He was rambling about how soft her fur was and how it would be like ripping apart a baby blanket and what a weakness he had for girls with soft fur and oh someone make it stop!

"I could hold you some more if you like...."

Her breath caught in her throat, her trembling worsening. No, no, no! Let go! Go away! But she could yell none of these things. Where was her breath? Her strength?

... It died... with the outbreak of this nightmare...

This realization numbed her into silence. When Deadpool began to start walking again, she merely glanced helplessly at the others. There was no getting rid of him.

What to do?

Such silence. This was not acceptable. Nobody seemed to be able to respond to his words, which was good, because he simply didn't have the time to think of more comebacks to whatever attempts they made to embarrass or offend him. After all, you can't hurt a man with no shame. Looking back at the Cincinno in particular, he noticed how shaken she appeared to be. How terrified she looked. Amusing, that she would be terrified of him. Truth be told he had no intention of harming her. He liked her the best. She was lovely. She was both fun to talk to and look at. Was he helplessly in love? Of course not. Love was for those who were sane enough to enjoy it. No... it was more a hormonal lust for this female. He'd get her. He always won. It was what he did. You couldn't defeat Deadpool. Then his ears perked up and he heard something... growling.

"And on that note...we cue the fight scene."
With a confident smirk, he gave the group behind him a large thumbs up and waved once.

"I'll see you soon kitties! BANZAAAAAAAAAAAI!!!"

He pounced, grabbing something unidentifiable in the shadows. It turned out to be an Aggron. He smiled. Type Disadvantages? Bitch please. Reaching up, he used his momentum to flip the Aggron onto its back, making the others able to see the monstrosity as Deadpool maimed it. It clawed at him wildly, only to shriek in pain when its hand was sliced off. Deadpool grabbed the hand roughly and slapped the beast with it.

"Can I give ya a hand? OOF"
He was punched rather violently, being hurled off and landing somewhat gracefully beside the Ampharos. He paid no mind to the others, only scowling at the monster.

"Dude that is just not cool! You don't see me punching you in the chest! Jeeze! I only sliced off your hand what do you want? An apology?"
Deadpool cackled and rammed into the monster again, using superior speed to dash around, slicing open areas int he rotting armor. Finally, the Aggron staggered, falling upon one knee, head looking down. Perfect. Leaping into the air, and with a smile of adulation, the Weavile gave a mighty slash, and the beast's head fell to the ground with a dull muted thud, rolling towards the others. Flicking some blood off himself, he smiled at the dead body.

"Damn... and here I was thinking that'd fight would be longer... oh well. There's always more to kill and decapitate! Where were me my friends? Onward!"

Ariana glared at the Weavile when she noticed how shaken up the Cincinno before she went over to the other female of the group, right when Deadpool said something, that she just ignored, and went after the Aggron. The Luxray watch with widen and shock eyes as Deadpool took care of the giant by himself. She had to admit she was quiet impress with his strength but that doesn't mean she will let her guard down around him. She'll have it up even more after seeing this and she didn't want to take the chance that he will pull off using Chloroform on her or the other female. After the gruesome scene of Deadpool decapitating the giant she looked at Aleena and knelt down before she said in a whisper that only the Cincinno could hear her, "Aleena, would you like to ride with the kid while we head for shelter. I'll try to keep Deadpool away from you." Hey gaze glance at Dave with interest but she shook it off while she stayed beside Aleena's side ready to let her own if she does decide to ride on her back.