Contest: 12 Days of EJ

On the first day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
A Xatu and my quick death. (>> Click here! <<)

On the second day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the third day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Three curse words, (RULES THREAD: "Moderate cursing is permitted.")
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the fourth day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Four friends so close,
Three curse words,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the fifth day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
Three curse words,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the sixth day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Six p~er a team, (RULES THREAD: "A full team consists of six individual members.")
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
Three curse words,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the seventh day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Seven Eevees crying, (>> Click here! <<)
Six p~er a team,
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
Fucking hell,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the eighth day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Eight bros a-chatting,
Seven Eevees crying,
Six p~er a team,
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
Three curse words,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death..

On the ninth day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Nine random stuff said, (>> Click here! <<)
Eight bros a-chatting,
Seven Eevees crying,
Six p~er a team,
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
Three curse words,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the tenth day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Ten in the Safehouse,
Nine "a-hoo kweh-kweh",
"Hey guise you're chatting", (note: that's my font color that I use in the chat! :DD )
Seven Eevees crying,
Six p~er a team,
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
God damn it,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the eleventh day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Eleven Murkrows cawing, (>> Click here! <<)
Ten in the Safehouse,
Nine "asdfghjkl", [asd-def-fewj-kul]
Eight bros a-chatting,
Seven Eevees crying,
Six p~er a team,
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
Three curse words,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death.

On the twelfth day of EJ,
That Honckrow sent at me
Twelve humans running, (Rules of the Epidemic Universe: "People were separated from pokémon...")
Eleven Murkrows cawing,
Ten in the Safehouse,
Nine "what is happening?!",
Eight bros a-chatting,
Seven Eevees crying,
Six p~er a team,
Five Harbingers,
Four friends so close,
Three curse words,
Two death warnings,
A Xatu and my quick death!

(Caw! Caw!)

On the first day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the second day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Two Diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the third day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Three feather-butts,
Two Diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the fourth day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Four artists stream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two Diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the fifth day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists stream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two Diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the sixth day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Six Mewtwos Warping,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists stream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the seventh day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Seven Cianas Holding,
Six Mewtwos Warping,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists stream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the eighth day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Eight Harbs be Harbin'
Seven Cianas Holding,
Six Mewtwos warping,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists stream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in sui's mane.

On the ninth day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Nine Movie Stream Nights
Eight Harbs be Harbin'
Seven Cianas Holding,
Six Mewtwos warping,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists stream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the tenth day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Ten Loving Affairs,
Nine Movie Stream Nights,
Eight Harbs be Harbin',
Seven Cianas Holding,
Six Mewtwos warping,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists tream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two Diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the eleventh day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Eleven Memes a-telling,
Ten Loving Affairs,
Nine Movie Stream Nights,
Eight Harbs be Harbin',
Seven Cianas Holding,
Six Mewtwos warping,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists tream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two Diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On the twelth day of EJ
Those crazies showed to me,
Twelve badass Legends,
Eleven Memes a-telling,
Ten Loving Affairs,
Nine Movie Stream Nights,
Eight Harbs be Harbin',
Seven Cianas Holding,
Six Mewtwos warping,
Five Legends Lead,
Four artists tream,
Three Feather-butts,
Two Diaries,
and Picard sipping tea in Sui's mane.

On my first day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
A Living Ticket for free.

On my second day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my third day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my fourth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my fifth day on
EJ the Admins gave to me:
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my sixth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Six forum points,
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my seventh day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Seven Safehouse days,
Six forum points,
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free,

On my eighth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Eight silver badges,
Seven Safehouse days,
Six forum points,
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my ninth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Nine new PM’s,
Eight silver badges,
Seven Safehouse days,
Six forum points,
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my tenth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Ten new posts,
Nine new PM’s,
Eight silver badges,
Seven Safehouse days,
Six forum points,
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my eleventh day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Eleven new members,
Ten new posts,
Nine new PM’s,
Eight silver badges,
Seven Safehouse days,
Six forum points,
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my twelfth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Twelve eevelutions,
Eleven new members,
Ten new posts,
Nine new PM’s,
Eight silver badges,
Seven Safehouse days,
Six forum points,
Five shiny tickets,
Four new friends,
Three death warnings,
Two reservations,
And a Living Ticket for free.

On my first day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Jay in a berry tree.

On my second day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my third day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my fourth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my fifth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.


On my sixth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Six Lug’s layin’
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my seventh day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Seven Suicune’s swimming,
Six Lug’s layin’
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my eighth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Eight Mewtwo’s Milking,
Seven Suicune’s swimming,
Six Lug’s a layin’
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my ninth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Nine Lulu’s Dancing.
Eight Mewtwo’s Milking,
Seven Suicune’s swimming,
Six Lug’s a layin’
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my tenth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Ten Latte’s Leaping.
Nine Lulu’s Dancing.
Eight Mewtwo’s Milking,
Seven Suicune’s swimming,
Six Lug’s a layin’
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On my eleventh day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Eleven Phoe’s Piping.
Ten Latte’s Leaping.
Nine Lulu’s Dancing.
Eight Mewtwo’s Milking,
Seven Suicune’s swimming,
Six Lug’s a layin’
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.


On my twelfth day on EJ
the Admins gave to me:
Twelve Drago’s drumming.
Eleven Phoe’s Piping.
Ten Latte’s Leaping.
Nine Lulu’s Dancing.
Eight Mewtwo’s Milking,
Seven Suicune’s swimming,
Six Lug’s a layin’
Five Gold Ciana's,
Four Calling Birdy’s,
Three French Keb’s,
Two Tryvex’s,
And Jay in a berry tree.

On the first day of EJ,
Suicune gave to me,
A Picard in a giant space tree.

On the second day of EJ,
Ana gave to me,
Two Swearing Nidokings,
And A Picard in a giant space tree.

On the third day of EJ,
z0rocks gave to me,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the fourth day of EJ,
Skyraven gave to me,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the fifth day of EJ,
Nova gave to me,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the sixth day of EJ,
Silver gave to me,
Six Weaviles plucking,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the Seventh day of EJ,
Meta gave to me,
Seven Sinnoh regions,
Six Weaviles plucking,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the eighth day of EJ,
Silburr gave to me,
Eight Raichus yelling "BITCH, IM FABU",
Seven Sinnoh regions,
Six Weaviles plucking,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the ninth day of EJ,
NegaAlly gave to me,
Nine purty Swellows writing,
Eight Raichus yelling "BITCH, IM FABU",
Seven Sinnoh regions,
Six Weaviles plucking,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the tenth day of EJ,
Moth gave to me,
Ten singing Charizards, *covers ears*
Nine purty Swellows writing,
Eight Raichus yelling "BITCH, IM FABU",
Seven Sinnoh regions,
Six Weaviles plucking,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the Eleventh day of EJ,
Wolfgal gave to me,
Eleven Mightyenas hugging,
Ten singing Charizards, *covers ears*
Nine purty Swellows writing,
Eight Raichus yelling "BITCH, IM FABU",
Seven Sinnoh regions,
Six Weaviles plucking,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.

On the twelfth day of EJ,
Lisa gave to me,
Twelve big cooper cakes,
Eleven Mightyenas hugging,
Ten singing Charizards, *covers ears*
Nine purty Swellows writing,
Eight Raichus yelling "BITCH, IM FABU",
Seven Sinnoh regions,
Six Weaviles plucking,
Five Dratinis dancing~,
Four Jolteons with a little temper,
Three Jays flying,
Two swearing Nidokings,
And a Picard in a giant space tree.